After reading this Wiki entry, Gil’s my new favorite pro player.

I’ve been reading Scott’s blog for a few weeks now and think this guy is the cat’s meow. I’ll be following this blog entry all day, hoping the my life is this entertaining (at least to me) at some point in the future.  

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“The LeBron era was summarized on Sunday night in Boston (I went to the game): LeBron, who had inexplicably taken the night off, was suspiciously absent from the Cavs’ bench for the first five minutes of the third quarter. After arguing with my friends as to whether or not he realized he was wearing a purple suit in the first half and decided to change, LBJ finally strolled in from the locker room, only there were no seats left on the bench. He wandered to where David Wesley was sitting, and stared at him for about seven seconds, before Wesley got up and more or less sat on Damon Jones’ lap. Wesley and Jones remained in the same seat, looking extremely awkward, for about five minutes until the next timeout on the floor occurred. Priceless.”

ESPN.com: Page 2 : One big-time tank battle, and lots more

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I want million dollar shorts.

Twitter is a very simple concept to explain. Imagine there is a tiny invisible girlfriend sitting on your shoulder, constantly whispering in your ear, demanding to know what you’re thinking at that precise moment. Now, imagine you decide to answer every instance of her question by sending a text message to her, and all of your friends. That’s kind of what Twitter is like, and we’re positive it’s here to stay!

The Morning News – South by South-BEST! by Todd Levin

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Remy [as yet another nondescript Twin steps to the plate]: “Now who’s this?”
D.O.: “This is… Gil Velazquez.”
Remy: “Great.”

Surviving Grady: Hey I Heard Ya Missed Us We’re Back

These are my sylish new gloves DJD knit for my birthday (thank you). These are excellent for activities I enjoy whilst I should be paying attention to where I’m walking: dialing or texting on my mobile, turning pages in book/paper, cranking cigs etc.